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follovver:

people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted

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hanukkahlewinsky:

that feeling when you finally get past a really slow car

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hippist:

This is so accurate I love this account

croutoncat:

August is like the sunday of summer vacation

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lynzave:

today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right”

I’ve never had a school official back me up after calling someone a dildo.

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greetings:

when someone tries to kiss u but their breath stinks

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"The primary cause of unhappiness is never the situation, but thoughts about it. Be aware of the thoughts you are thinking."Eckhart Tolle (via psych-facts)

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thecityofpawnee:

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tea-in-the-tardis:

bakuraryou:

OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS

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AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND

I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.

SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.

We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.

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THAT WAS ONE TIME

HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.

OHMYGOD

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kushandwizdom:

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